The view of the moo

Financial markets are in precipitous decline
and banks are up the wazoo
This is when you hear the shout go out:
“But what is the view of the moo?”

The world teeters on nuclear war

But no-one comes to our rescue

This is when you hear the shout go out:

“But what is the view of the moo?”

Climate collapse is all but done

and world leaders all but cuckoo

This is when you hear the shout go out:

“Stop! What is the view of the moo?”

We’ve all had enough of experts

With more value placed on a single hairdo

Wait! Stop press! Hold the front page! 

What is the view of the moo?