Personal Holiday

I can’t see her family
Or take the kids on a getaway
Work’s down to a couple of emails flicked out at midday
I’ll treat the lockdown as my personal holiday

Those rules are for losers and another day

Social distancing whatever - okay?

Testing positive? - I’m gonna head straight to my hideaway

and send the government into total disarray

It’s like a broken cabaret

A disaster movie conspiracy interplay

in fast forward to civilisation’s decay

Lucky I bought that sexy lingerie.